Dean talks about barely escaping a fight at the grocery store... Why everyone misses the old Mike Tyson... Broc Lesnar's tiny genitals... Listeners defending Ryan Lochte's IQ... And teachers pretending to masturbate in class...

Dean talks about people doing the dirty deed with cars... Teachers showing up to class without wearing clothes... Drugs that cause you to eat people... and Hollywood stars  that made the Asshole list...

Dean talks about the reason Olympic ratings have crapped the bed so far... Hobbies that don't make sense... Baseball players snorting cocaine with Robert De Niro and Teenagers addicted to vIagri...

Dean talks about white guys struggling in the Olympics...Sharknado taking over the world...Cooking with urine...Old people stranded on the side of the road...Plastic mouth guards causing men's genitals to shrink...and Killing over donuts.