Dean talks about Tom Brady still owning the 'douche bag of the year' trophy, Johnny Manziel proving once again he's still thug life, Russian whisperer's only lead to porn, Jennifer Lopez will never be forgotten, Walmart nudity and animals on weed...

Dean talks about the struggles he has getting his hot beach body in shape for the summer, women with major penis envy, the drama attached to eating dinner with friends, foreplay with foreign objects and sex change disasters...

Dean talks about Floyd Mayweather spreading rumors, Female heavyweight brawls in Walmart, Keeping the spark in the bedroom, Parent of the year, Taking Breathalyzer tests and Waking up in strange places...

Dean talks about the different ways anal lubricant can change your life, the benefit of taking steroids, professional con artists, female teachers gone wild and 50cent once again convincing people he is a complete jackass...